George Bernard Shaw

"You see things, and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were , and I say 'Why not?'"

the snake in Back to Methuselah, George Bernard Shaw

Shaw says to a lady, "My dear, would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?"

"Well, yes, I suppose I would," she replied.

"Here’s $100. Let’s go then."

"How dare you! What kind of person do you think I am?"

"My Dear, we have already established that. Now we are merely haggling over the price!"

attributed to George Bernard Shaw